fiction & creative non-fiction editor: melissa culbertson

profile:

Photograph: A koala on a highwire
Father and Mother: Edgar Allen Poe and Flannery O'Connor
Place of Birth: British History Museum, England
Date of Birth: Bastille Day
Nationality: Renaissance French
Profession: Collector of postage stamps featuring butterflies and famous dead women
Domicile: Francisco Jose de Goya y Lucientes, Be Careful with that Step!
Height: Red Cabbage
Hair: Cafe Noche
Appearance: Elizabeth Bennet
Eyes: Beryl, Tiger's Eye
Complexion: Sandstorm
Nose: Johnson & Johnson's lavender bedtime lotion
Voice: Kubla Khan
Distinguishing Characteristics: Necking al fresco
Change of Address: Red tricycle with basket and bell
Religion: All You Need is Love
Fingerprint: A witch's cackle